Number of wrecks: 6

Number of times bikes have seen the ground: 9

Number of fouled spark plugs: 54

Miles covered thus far: 4100

Times rags have sucked through carb/engine/exhaust: 1 

# of engines split: 2

Max speed attained: 90

 Police investigations involved in: 1

Hospital visits: 1

Snow storms ridden through: 1 

People who've told us they owned a 450 years ago: 1,555 

Number of women interested in us: 0